Many of you will notice a sharp decrease in the sale of rebar. For those of you involved in the building products industry, we apologize.
The erection of the Jason Botts statue in OKC has been suspended temporarily. While Jason TORE-UP Triple A & Mexican pitching, he never quite mastered hitting the curve ball. Therefore, the Texas Rangers (who really are a major league team) have designated him for assignment.
We are only left to speculate that a porn star in the clubhouse wasn’t quite enough to keep him in the line up…sorry boys. Perhaps he was the “White Devil” that Parker Brothers hated on.
I only know oven mitts everywhere will feel empty.
Sincerely,
Protocol Officer-Texas Rangers
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Dang, You girls are cruel and vicious. Maybe that's why I love you all.
you know he travels with his own snakepit!
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