We love Kevin Millwood

Last year the Snakepit, especially the ladies, developed a strong distaste of AJ Pierzynski. Actually, we do not like the White Sox at all, especially their cursing furbish speaking dictator of a manager..ole "what's his name." Remember when we beat the Sox their claim was it was an intricate system of lights in the offices to tip off our batters, or maybe Burhle just didn't bring his good stuff to the park that day. Anyway, if you all recall our very own Witchdoctor, Padilla not only hit AJ once, he hit him twice in the same game!! Greatness! We probably should mention the poor rookie dispatched to hit Blalock(who?)and when he did not the "Furbish One" berated him so badly he looked like he was crying and promptly sent him back to Triple A.

So last fall we put a "hit" on Pierzynsky. With that, we alerted the starting rotation and bullpen that when Pierzynsky came to bat..hit him. Now we are not brutal or evil women, so we requested a fast ball to the ribcage, no head hunting (we leave that for the very bad Roger Clemens).

Most of the pitchers were on board with this, except Gabbard and we all know what happened to him. He's gone "away" severely traumatized by flying objects. Batting helmets, birds, airplanes & ducks. He will never be the same thanks to the 6'8" #1 in the draft Sexon.

So the rotation has the word and night one we throw a bunch of rookies and they may not know about the hit. Okay we will prepare for night two. Millwood on the hill, Erin poised with camera for the at bat. Sure enough he hit him in the ankle. As the crowd gasped the ladies of the Snakepit felt the love from Millwood and as Erin snickered quietly,we high fived each other and I laughed out loud!

The ladies would also like to thank Salty who offered to knock him over at the plate (and after the HBP, he kinda looks like he wants to kick him..go ahead Salty, it's okay) Uuuhhh....Is That Murphy, offered to slide in cleats up and Metcalf who agreed to put the hurt on him.

So as it seems no one likes Pierzynsky and we made it obvious one hot July night. Thanks Millwood, we owe ya' a beer!

Your Momma Can't Spell

The Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim or as the Snake Pit non-affectionately calls them "LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA".

Everyone knows the team...The chubby argumentative manager that likes to be tossed,
(with or without cause)..we don't care.

They are 1st place in the AL West, since the Red Flying Fish was a child.

They paid toooooo much money for a 239 average hitter GMJ..Chaaa-Ching!!!!

Anderson is getting old...Don't hit him..he may decompose right in front of you!

K-Rod...wow.. he may be good, but he CANNOT throw the Gyro!!!

Vlad...yes we still remember the line drive you hit of Kam's head...all is not forgiven. Walk him every time, or better yet....just hit him.

What you may not know is this team is made up of a bunch of men with very odd names.

Think about it for a minute:

Lackey.... who wants to be called a Lackey??? From the dictionary, "obedient follower" Well that's what I what to be known as...

Jon Garland... where did the "H" go? Was it overused the year he was born & there was a quota on them? "Oh Mrs Garland, I am sorry no John's this year, but you can go with Jon". Crazy!!

Jered Weaver, I am so sorry... I thought it was Jared..now there is another one to make fun of!

Vladimir... Wasn't he a Vampire somewhere in Transylvania??

Torii..excuse me, I am confused. I have heard of a Tori,(one i)..but she was a girl..

Maicer Izturis.. I got nothing...there is so much odd about that name I do not know where to start.

and finally... the favorite of the Ladies of the Snake Pit

Chone Figgins. Chone??? Pronounced Shawn even spelled Sean on occasion, but Chone?

This leads us to the conclusion "Angel's Momma's Can't Spell"