Tuesday, May 13, 2008

When helmets are outlawed, only outlaws will have helmets!

Let's start with something we all know. Sexon is a tall guy, #1 in the draft, either will hit a home run..or strike out. I've heard he's a nice guy, can't prove it by me. The guy is a jerk. He behaved horribly and my only regret of it all is that Padilla did not have the opportunity to let one "slip" out of his hand. Willing to bet when Padilla let's one slip..it'll hurt. Oh well, yesterdays news. Sexon is nowhere to be found and his Mariners just lost yet another series to us. Glad Sexon's outbursts fired up the team so well.

The ladies of the Snake Pit could not be happier. Our team is playing like big leaguers & everyone contributes. We are still not sold on Washington and would be happy to see him "go away", but it's good to want things, right?

We are convinced the flames tattooed on Josh's arms are what causes the huge home runs & amazing throws from the out field. Please join in with us while we yell, "It's the flames." We all may have to invest in flame tattoos for the entire team.

Let's hope tomorrow we can sweep the Mariners out of town! Then we can prepare for a HUGE weekend with many friends and good times as the Astros come to town & Robert Earl Keen does his concert at the Temple. As he sings, "It feels so good, feeling good again."

Winning sure beats losing!

1 comment:

Craig Stambaugh said...

I will start the NHA (National Helmet Association) to ensure or right to wear and carry helmets to protect ourselves from goons like Sexson. Remember, helmets don't hurt people, irate ballplayers hurt people.